Then there were Bonnie (a rare female size queen), her partner Tommy (7.5in long BUT making up for it with a 7in girth. I’ll let you know when I examine it again later, as the life-size replica he made of it and plonked on the pub table is something I will see every time I close my eyes for several days to come. “I’m a shower,” he said, shyly, of the 9.5in of schlong clearly visible through even the most carefully designed pants and thrown into even greater relief by the fact that Joe himself was 5ft 6in tall and weighed – well, I think it was less than his penis, which was literally thicker than his forearm. There was Joe’s, which could not have been more specific if he’d tried. Sometimes they are about small penises, more often about large, but they are all essentially flippant, cleaving to the underlying point-and-laugh formula that has served the British public so well in matters of sex generally, and genitals specifically.Īnd my God, there were some specific genitals in My Massive Cock. ![]() They appear with what I consider to be intriguing frequency on all channels, suggesting that commissioning editors and/or film-makers have questions unanswered and insecurities they have not yet overcome (be braver, boys! Or go to therapy!). My Massive Cock seems at first to be following in the un-fine tradition of penis documentaries. That, it turns out, is the least of the poor man’s problems. “I do get lightheaded when fully hard,” says Matt. But most of the contributors come in at (I told you – just pardon them all, else we’ll be here all day) around 9.5in and Matt and Andy’s are each 10.5in. The experience of being an unseen observer from within a building ends up a secondary focus, on top of the central subject.How big is your penis? Average? Largeish? Big? Ah – but is it documentary big? The entry point – and just pardon the puns from hereon out – for qualifying for shows like My Massive Cock (the latest addition to Channel 4’s Truth and Dare season celebrating the channel’s 40th anniversary, though they style it My Massive ****) seems to be 8in (erect, for the avoidance of doubt). The hands-off approach – the kids at no point realize they're being watched – lends realism as they're not putting on airs for the camera or for adults (only for one another). The younger kids emulate the older as best they can. A small number of older teens are clearly in charge and have their own way of “coaching” their younger peers (“Don't play back because then they're gonna pass short, ya dick!”). On the surface it's a mere documentation of foul-mouthed kids fending for themselves, but underneath there's also a level upon which we see evidence of a social order that exists among them. It's unadulterated and uncensored, and the language is almost comically coarse. ![]() ![]() ![]() The audio of the piece is clear, though – for three minutes, the film taps into the interaction between kids left to their own devices. Visually, the piece is largely obscured the viewer is situated as a hidden observer and can see only bits and pieces of what's going on out in the street. Big Dick Pussy is a short, voyeuristic look at the street where the filmmaker lived at the time of the filming the focus is on neighborhood pre-teens and teenagers playing football in the street.
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